And nobody understands,that Harry's
handcuffed hands falsely accused, He's confused
They made Harry's life hell, locked Harry in a cell
And put the blame, they put the blame on...
Harry's hands oo oo Harry's hands oo oo

Harry's hands ain't what they were before
The coppers call Harry a criminal
Honest Harry, he never broke the law
It's a tragedy

[Chorus]
Judge:"Harold Hands, you are an habitual criminal,
I therefore sentence you to 125 years imprisonment"

[Guitar Bit / Chorus]

Harry's hands oo oo